A man goes to the doctor with a swollen

[Evil Gopher]

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot and leg. After a careful
examination, the doctor gives the man a 2 inch, pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.
He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down
his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a large pan of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes." :eek:

[oldslowchevy]

gofor i have to admit you come up with some off the stuff, i like your writing style also (very easy to read) you are a vauled member already in my book, i look forward to your posts, welcome to the group

[Woussko]

Good one EV

The doctor needed to tell him not to attempt taking the pill by mouth.

[westcoastplumber]

LOL gopher;)

[markts30]

At least the Dr did not go out to get some lubricant...
OUCH!!

[Evil Gopher]

thank u oldslowchevy.

[cdia1960]

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without.":eek::eek::eek: