Evil Gopher
11-25-2007, 06:32 AM
Last night watched the movie Die Harder....the new Bruce willis movie...
Watching that movie made me realize just how much of a wimp I am.
for example....whoop my arse like on the movies..kicked punched..tossed through a window....furniture broken over me and I do not think I'm going to do anything for at least a smoke or 2...then Ill crawl to get an ice pack and aspirin....not to get into a car and hunt u down.
Knock me down a few flights of stairs...hit me with a speeding car a few times....after the above beating....and u can pretty much go on and destroy the world because I'm just going to lay on the ground and whimper like a girl.
And like in this movie... IF u shoot me in the knee....do not expect me to be able to check my email for at least a day or 2...DO NOT expect me to just cuss a few times and be able to hack into super goverment computers while u count down from 10......u can pretty much expect nothing from me for several weeks......much less complex thought and actions.....oh and don't worry...u can walk to your car..check your tire pressure, oil ect...I'm just going to lay their bleeding....u have no concerns about me chasseing u down or even coming up with a smart arse commentary.....nope Ill be the bleeding guy with a cigarette whimpering for my mommy after u shoot me 1 time...mutable times will result in mutable cigarettes
Watching that movie made me realize just how much of a wimp I am.
for example....whoop my arse like on the movies..kicked punched..tossed through a window....furniture broken over me and I do not think I'm going to do anything for at least a smoke or 2...then Ill crawl to get an ice pack and aspirin....not to get into a car and hunt u down.
Knock me down a few flights of stairs...hit me with a speeding car a few times....after the above beating....and u can pretty much go on and destroy the world because I'm just going to lay on the ground and whimper like a girl.
And like in this movie... IF u shoot me in the knee....do not expect me to be able to check my email for at least a day or 2...DO NOT expect me to just cuss a few times and be able to hack into super goverment computers while u count down from 10......u can pretty much expect nothing from me for several weeks......much less complex thought and actions.....oh and don't worry...u can walk to your car..check your tire pressure, oil ect...I'm just going to lay their bleeding....u have no concerns about me chasseing u down or even coming up with a smart arse commentary.....nope Ill be the bleeding guy with a cigarette whimpering for my mommy after u shoot me 1 time...mutable times will result in mutable cigarettes