Calling all plumbers, I need back-up.

[Tyman]

My wife is so happy about getting the tax return back and she wants US to go shopping for plates and silverware. HELP ME! Oh PLEASE HELP ME! I am in for shopping hell. She even hinted about a new bed spread, oh PLEASE HELP ME! (Enter Sam Kinison yell here)

We need a signal like Batman had for plumbers in distress. What excuse can I use to get out of this one?

[Tyman]

OH! I got it. You guys ask your wives what brands of good silverware and plates are. Let me know, then I will go on E-Bay and tell here what a good deal it is and buy it. :D

[NHMaster3015]

sounds like a "yes dear, those are very nice" kind of day.

It's days like this that make you wish you still smoked dope.:ok:

[NHMaster3015]

Wait, wait, got a better idea. spend the money on a new pro-press and see-snake before she can. Oh and make sure you've got a place to sleep for a week or so first.

[westcoastplumber]

Wait, wait, got a better idea. spend the money on a new pro-press and see-snake before she can. Oh and make sure you've got a place to sleep for a week or so first.



don't tell her, I agree

forgiveness is easier to get then permission....:scratchhead:

[gear junkie]

I bought our silverware set, onieda, for 60, original price was 300. On sale. Don't know what plates cost. I live Robert's saying everday. I think the biggest question is; do you still want to have sex with your wife? This answer will help you answer your dilema. Food for thought; plumbing tools last for a long time. 10 years from now, you won't remember the 6 months of no sex and sleeping on the couch. She'll remind you though.

[Aaron91]

Thanks for reminding me why I don't want to get married for many years to come!!! :D

[DuckButter]

I bought our silverware set, onieda, for 60, original price was 300. On sale. Don't know what plates cost. I live Robert's saying everday. I think the biggest question is; do you still want to have sex with your wife? This answer will help you answer your dilema. Food for thought; plumbing tools last for a long time. 10 years from now, you won't remember the 6 months of no sex and sleeping on the couch. She'll remind you though.

My god man, yer on fire today.
Sad to say, thats the sum of it all right there.

[stxrus]

Tyman, dude. face it you are screwed, blued, and tatooed. just man up and say, "yes honey"

if your situation is anything like my life experiences, then you only have 2 options. and too many people know about this so you really only have one option. repeat after me, "yes honey".

besides in 50 years, who's gonna remember this?

steve

[Crappy days]

Man up and stop crying.

[threecreeks3]

Always remember a good quality tool can out last a wife.I find the wife can be got along without too but the tool not :D
Sam

[Woussko]

Thanks for reminding me why I don't want to get married for many years to come!!! :D

Smart - Stay free and happy as long as you can

When it comes to wives us dogs have to remember they are the ones with the sharp claws.
:running-dog:

[stxrus]

remember the 3 Fs, if it flys, floats or (you fill in the blank) it's often better to rent it :smilewinkgrin:

steve

[NHMaster3015]

Thanks for reminding me why I don't want to get married for many years to come!!! :D

Bless you Aaron. If I could take care of myself I'd probably be single too. But years ago I realized that on my own I doubt it I'd last 6 months. When it comes to domestic duties I'm useless.