tell me something i have never heard before

[dgronim]

hi, i am new here and a long time Ridgid Distributor. i am also a computer person and like forums. one of the questions i like to ask is "Please tell me something i have never heard before". because i also like to think.

[Masterplumb]

Here are a few things Im sure you never heard

Brooklyn, what a great place to live....
You are the best Ridgid distributor in the country....
You are soooo handsome.......
You are the best lover in the world.......
Colonial Hardware what a pleasant place to shop.......


Just kidding.

[dgronim]

this made me smile inside.

[dgronim]

Here are a few things Im sure you never heard

Brooklyn, what a great place to live....
You are the best Ridgid distributor in the country....
You are soooo handsome.......
You are the best lover in the world.......
Colonial Hardware what a pleasant place to shop.......


Just kidding.all of these things are true however. i guess you must be one of my customers.

[mrs. westcoast]

Ti si cudna zvjer:cool:

[cpw]

Ti si cudna zvjer:cool:
What's that mean?

Я не понимаю иностранные языки. (I don't understand foreign languages.)

[westcoastplumber]

What's that mean?

Я не понимаю иностранные языки. (I don't understand foreign languages.)


you are a weird beast:)

does anyone has a link to round up schedule?

[cpw]

you are a weird beast:)
That would be five semesters of Russian. My wife (g/f at the time) is from St. Petersburg. Also all of our baby sitters have spoken more Russian than English.

Do you speak any Czech? If not, wait until you have kids. There is a good chance you'll end up with sentences like "Georgie do you want to watch a multik (cartoon)" or "Do you want a boulichka (bun) with your hot dog?"

[Tom W]

I know this doesn't belong in this post but the title reminded me of a joke I heard. I was having surgery last winter and awakened during the procedure. It seems I always awaken midway during surgical procedures - odd body functioning I guess. The surgeon was telling this joke, one of many I overheard, I even told one.

The joke: Husband says to wife, "Tell me something I have never heard before." Wife answers, "Your brother has a bigger member than you."

-Tom