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spodelee
08-05-2008, 10:48 PM
It is time to figure out why Jack wants everyone to download his software.

After consulting with the distinguished Dr. Plumbinghouse of UC Turdley, four probable hypothesis have been identified:

A. Jack is a really nice guy

B. Jack is a really nice guy who feels sorry for plumbers on the forum because they don't understand how to make money.

C. Jack just finished building custom software for his company and having invested a ton of time and money, he wants to sell his software but needs to test it first on other non-biased plumbers. He figures the forum is a good place to do this. Also, it is City Girl's job to figure out how to sell the software, which is why she first joined the forum.

D. Jack is actually Dr. Evil and it is his intention to spy on plumbers worldwide. Armed with detailed information about billions of water closets, he plans to cause a worldwide stoppage that an army of K-60s could not stop (even with General Plumber Rick in charge). He will then demand a ransom of 1 zillion trillion bazillion dollars or mankind will flush never again.

Your vote is confidential but vote only once... only once please.

garager
08-05-2008, 10:50 PM
Ummm, wheres the poll at?????????

garager
08-05-2008, 10:51 PM
As soon as I'm done typing my upper post, it shows up after I click send, go figure.... :D

JCsPlumbing
08-05-2008, 10:53 PM
Don't know what Leonard Jack wants. I only know what he assumes. :rolleyes:

Just seems to need to tweak his posts to make them more forum friendly.

J.C.

DuckButter
08-06-2008, 12:34 AM
I clicked the most appropriate link.
I sincerely beleive Jack is trying to defeat me at my own plans to attain world dominance through creating bad software programming.

DuckButter
08-06-2008, 12:35 AM
Don't know what Leonard Jack wants. I only know what he assumes. :rolleyes:

Just seems to need to tweak his posts to make them more forum friendly.

J.C.

Dude?
You want him to hug ya er sumethin'?

plumberjr
08-20-2008, 10:15 PM
this smells like a computer virus--why isnt billy mays selling this crap

Bob D.
08-20-2008, 10:20 PM
maybe not a virus but a Trojan or keylogger gets installed as part of the software. The 'software' (on the surface) might be very functional and do what is actually claimed. But underneath there could be more going on (and out of your computer) than you bargained for.

Just a hunch on my part, but I will be staying far away from this offer.