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Pipestone Kid
11-25-2008, 10:03 AM
Nicest redneck joke that I have read!!!


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.




You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' ;


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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VASandy
11-25-2008, 12:49 PM
Well whuddya know...I'm a redneck!!! :D

papadan
11-25-2008, 01:45 PM
Absolutely

gear junkie
11-26-2008, 04:07 AM
So a redneck is a religous, patriotic, polite, good person? I personally think the incest joke are funnier.

papadan
11-26-2008, 07:30 AM
So a redneck is a religous, patriotic, polite, good person? I personally think the incest joke are funnier. I'm from Kentucky and it's all true. My wife/cousin/sister says we are still good people.;):rolleyes:

gear junkie
11-26-2008, 11:25 AM
I'm from Kentucky and it's all true. My wife/cousin/sister says we are still good people.;):rolleyes:
I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.

Service Guy
11-26-2008, 11:44 AM
I always thought a redneck was an uneducated country person...you know, like a hillbilly who lives in a cabin in the woods and eats squirrels and married his sister. :lol:

woodenstickers
11-26-2008, 12:17 PM
Taking a word used in disparagement and "owning" it is the natural progression for all oppressed minority groups. Good for you guys! I mean, good for y'all!:D

Eli

Billy Bob
11-26-2008, 12:30 PM
I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.

Tell you wut, I go to family reunions to pick up chicks.

papadan
11-26-2008, 01:23 PM
I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.
Only if you consider the population of Ky, small! http://thequackshack.com/style_emoticons/default/dr_phil.gif :D

Frankiarmz
11-26-2008, 02:40 PM
I may live in CT but I guess I'm a Redneck and proud!

Vince the Plumber
11-28-2008, 04:14 PM
i guess i'm a redneck.:D

Vince

cdia1960
01-06-2009, 02:41 PM
Redneck here.:jumping: