plumberscrack
02-20-2009, 05:14 PM
Everything you touch turns to crap? Even the simplest repairs turn out to be a mind blowing nightmare :rant-on:
Monday: Tighten a packing nut on a new boiler drain. Nut splits open starts spraying water everywhere. Main water valve in in another unit and I have no access. The nut wasn't even leaking. I just like to snug the new ones up. 30 minute before I can get the keys to shut water off.
Tuesday: Installed a new Rinnai tankless heater. All done and cleaning up. Whoops!, forgot to foam around the brick. Press the button and the top explodes foam all over me, the heater and my tool bag. Didn't stop spewing until it was empty. You'de be surprised how much foam comes out of a little can. Another 2 hours to clean up that crap. Ended up throwing half my tools away
Wednesday: The valet finds me at the bar to tell me my wife's car won't start and it's blocking the drive. The manager says: Get it moved! I guess that $250 battery I had installed at the Volkswagon dealership last week was garbage.
Thursday: Nothing happened really except the helper was seen nailing a pigeon out of a customers bird bath at 30' with his slingshot. WTF??!! It's not enough I need to double check every single plumbing item you touch? Now, I gotta tell you NOT to kill the birds in the customers front yard that they are trying to attract? What do you mean no one told you it was illegal to kill and eat birds in the city? :bash:
Friday: Easy day. 2 toilet repairs. Customer calls back 2 hour later-still leaks. Loose toilet bolts. Gently tighten them up. As I'm walking out of the bathroom I hear SNAP!:shocked2: I know that sound. :mad: Do I keep walking and pretend I didn't? Na, I look back. Bowl broken. I procede to break the PVC flange during the installation of her new free bowl, too
I love my job...I love my job...I love my job....
I wonder what tommorrow brings....
Monday: Tighten a packing nut on a new boiler drain. Nut splits open starts spraying water everywhere. Main water valve in in another unit and I have no access. The nut wasn't even leaking. I just like to snug the new ones up. 30 minute before I can get the keys to shut water off.
Tuesday: Installed a new Rinnai tankless heater. All done and cleaning up. Whoops!, forgot to foam around the brick. Press the button and the top explodes foam all over me, the heater and my tool bag. Didn't stop spewing until it was empty. You'de be surprised how much foam comes out of a little can. Another 2 hours to clean up that crap. Ended up throwing half my tools away
Wednesday: The valet finds me at the bar to tell me my wife's car won't start and it's blocking the drive. The manager says: Get it moved! I guess that $250 battery I had installed at the Volkswagon dealership last week was garbage.
Thursday: Nothing happened really except the helper was seen nailing a pigeon out of a customers bird bath at 30' with his slingshot. WTF??!! It's not enough I need to double check every single plumbing item you touch? Now, I gotta tell you NOT to kill the birds in the customers front yard that they are trying to attract? What do you mean no one told you it was illegal to kill and eat birds in the city? :bash:
Friday: Easy day. 2 toilet repairs. Customer calls back 2 hour later-still leaks. Loose toilet bolts. Gently tighten them up. As I'm walking out of the bathroom I hear SNAP!:shocked2: I know that sound. :mad: Do I keep walking and pretend I didn't? Na, I look back. Bowl broken. I procede to break the PVC flange during the installation of her new free bowl, too
I love my job...I love my job...I love my job....
I wonder what tommorrow brings....