You know your getting old when;

[Vince the Plumber]

you have your first shart!!!:eek::D

your aiming ain't so good any more.

you find out your a 1/4" shorter.:eek::eek:

you see your first ear hair.:eek::eek::eek:

you start collecting bent nails.:D i did that today.

your nose hairs start blending in with your mustache.

Vince

please,.............................feel free to add;

[JCsPlumbing]

You have to "pump" twice to get out of a chair.

J.C.

[wrench spinner]

I have a sneaking suspition that if I add to this thread I will get flammed

:angel:

[JCsPlumbing]

I have a sneaking suspition that if I add to this thread I will get flammed

:angel:

Go ahead. You can talk about gaining hair, losing hair, or old pennies if you want.

Ewwwwww........ Wonder if that will make the Ridgid Google list? :rolleyes:

J.C.

[wrench spinner]

you know you are getting old when you walk into the supply house for oakum and the counterman looks at you like you have ten heads!

[DUNBAR PLUMBING]

You have to "pump" twice




That's actually how I was told I was created.


Pumped twice :joyful:

[JCsPlumbing]

That's actually how I was told I was created.


Pumped twice :joyful:

I was depending on you for a good reply to this.

Wonder what your Avatar is saying?

J.C.

[DUNBAR PLUMBING]

I was depending on you for a good reply to this.

Wonder what your Avatar is saying?

J.C.




Boom! Head Shot!

Too bad this isn't a "anything goes" forum. I've got some of the craziest avatars created but all of them are for mature audiences only, even though I feel the majority of people that visit this site are 30 on up.

[JCsPlumbing]

To me it looks like somebody's boss saying "WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!"

J.C.

[JCsPlumbing]

Honestly, you know you're getting older when it's easier to get the scrapes and cuts & they take longer to heal.

At least for me. But that could be mileage more than age also.

J.C.

[rofl]

When you make up your mind that one of your ears is the "good" ear.

You start getting CHOULs.

(chest hairs of unusual length)

You have to adjust your rear view mirror at the beginning and the end of the day.

[cincy plumber]

When you hold the newspaper at arms legnth to read it.

[plumberscrack]

When you read the first 12 posts to this thread and say: "yeah, I've done that" :help:

[LuciKnows]

You no longer remember how you got 'that' scar.

[papadan]

When you hear your Son giving advice to some young man about something you taught him.

[billmoy]

When the lead in your pencil turns to lead in your a$$.

[BadgerDave]

When you start a thread entitled, "You Know Your Getting Older When".

[Pipestone Kid]

YOU GUYS ARE PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!!:nono::shrug:;)

[Vince the Plumber]

YOU GUYS ARE PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!!:nono::shrug:;)

i hope i live long enough to retire.:)

Vince:D

[HVAC HAWK]

you know it when you start telling stories about when you had to walk to school in two feet of snow for 3 miles :help:

[rofl]

you know it when you start telling stories about when you had to walk to school in two feet of snow for 3 miles :help:

uphill

both ways.

[tailgunner]

You KNOW you are old when,
You remember when "Saturday Night Live" was funny!



*Runs*

[rick1643]

You KNOW you are old when,
You remember when "Saturday Night Live" was funny!



*Runs*

It has been a long time, hasn't it? It used to be a launching pad for alot of careers, now what is it?

[JCsPlumbing]

Your clocks are flashing 12:00 and you just don't give a d##! about any new electronic thing.

I'm thinking of teaching a class at my local Community College called "Electronics After 50".

J.C.

[MrsSeatDown]

You have to arm wrestle all the young guys to prove to yourself you can still keep up:rolleyes:

[lmpg]

You know your getting old when...... you have dry dreams and wet farts.





(I can't take credit for that- I heard it somewhere, but can't remember where)

[SlimTim]

It takes about 20 ft. from a sitting position to fully (almost) erect, knees unlocked and back cracked.:(

[JCsPlumbing]

You go to McDonalds when they open, sit with your friends the same age, get a Senior Coffee (and make SURE they don't charge you regular price), and complain about the government, insurance, health, prices, younger people, etc. etc. etc.

J.C.

[ToUtahNow]

You go to McDonalds when they open, sit with your friends the same age, get a Senior Coffee (and make SURE they don't charge you regular price), and complain about the government, insurance, health, prices, younger people, etc. etc. etc.

J.C.

True story, about 20-years ago I took the boys on a fishing trip up to Fish Lake in Utah. On the way home we stop at a Sizzler's Restaurant for lunch. When I ordered my lunch the cashier said something I could not really understand so I asked her to repeat it. To my surprise she wanted to know if I wanted the senior meal. I told her no I was only 35-years old to which she replied "I had to ask because so many people lie". To this day I am really not sure why she came up with such a dumb excuse but I have felt old ever since.

Mark

[JCsPlumbing]

True story, about 20-years ago I took the boys on a fishing trip up to Fish Lake in Utah. On the way home we stop at a Sizzler's Restaurant for lunch. When I ordered my lunch the cashier said something I could not really understand so I asked her to repeat it. To my surprise she wanted to know if I wanted the senior meal. I told her no I was only 35-years old to which she replied "I had to ask because so many people lie". To this day I am really not sure why she came up with such a dumb excuse but I have felt old ever since.

Mark

Pretty good. It's ok though. There's a meeting held just for you everyday around 6 a.m. at your local McDonalds. Just make SURE they don't charge you for a regular coffee.

And you pay for it out of one of those little rubber change holders with the split in it.

J.C.

[Vince the Plumber]

you look forward to the bran muffin 'cause you ate too much cheese.:D

Vince

[ToUtahNow]

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off, and that bundle you've spent on life insurance is starting to look smart, too.

[garager]

I knew I was getting older when my kid/s told me I was an old man.....

[Bob D.]

you know it when you start telling stories about when you had to walk to school in two feet of snow for 3 miles :help:

You forgot the "UPHILL BOTH WAYS" part. :D

Oops, I see someone beat me to it.

That's another sign of getting old...you don't read through all the
replies 'cause you're afraid you'll forget what it was you wanted to say. :(

[JCsPlumbing]

Hopefully....

When you've been blessed with family and friends to see.

You've got great memories.

You've learned from your mistakes.

You've gained some knowledge to pass on to others.

You're resistant to change until things are proven.

And many other good things....

J.C.

[DUNBAR PLUMBING]

You plan your day around bowel movements, meals, and pill time.


There, I said it.

[tailgunner]

Hopefully....

When you've been blessed with family and friends to see.

You've got great memories.

You've learned from your mistakes.

You've gained some knowledge to pass on to others.

You're resistant to change until things are proven.

And many other good things....

J.C.
*Cough*
Then you forget whatever lesson was you were suppose to learn in the first place.
*coughcough*
:groucho:

[ToUtahNow]

Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

[Vince the Plumber]

you go for drive around town and you can't figure out why everybodies in such a rush.:icon_bike:

you finally figure out that if you cut the skid mark out of your old gitch, yu got a good rag eh.:rotflmao1:

Vince

[Bathroom Vanity]

To me it looks like somebody's boss saying "WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!LOL, Yeah, I actually feel the same.:trash-him:
Sign that I'm on my way to aging..:smile2: