Ray Lancon
08-18-2000, 05:27 PM
You just MIGHT BE A WOODWORKER IF.........
..you've never actually purchased furniture.
...you agree that Norm isn't all that good without all those tools.
...counting to 10 on your fingers requires counting at least one finger twice.
...your nose and chin are deformed from the dust mask, your ear is deformed
from the pencil and all of your pants pockets are schreaded at the seams from
the tape measure.
...you've ever been to Colonial Williamsburg for the purpose of meeting Roy
Underhill, and then went home.
...your cash poor but wood rich.
...you build the gifts that you give.
if 50% of your electric bill is from the shop.
if you wife calls out that she just make fresh biscuits and you come
running with your slot cutter.
if you can't see well enough to read in the living room, but need
sunglasses in the garage.
if you don't have kids, but sell your sports car for a minivan because it
is over 4ft wide in the back.
if your wife keeps complaining because you've sharpened the butter knives
for practice.
if your TV in on milk crates because you haven't made a stand yet and you
REFUSE to buy one
...you have any fingers or finger parts missing or have any really
"high-quality" scars on your hands. I'm so uncoordinated that I always tell LOML
that the job isn't finished until I've managed to draw some of my own blood. ; )
..you've never actually purchased furniture.
...you agree that Norm isn't all that good without all those tools.
...counting to 10 on your fingers requires counting at least one finger twice.
...your nose and chin are deformed from the dust mask, your ear is deformed
from the pencil and all of your pants pockets are schreaded at the seams from
the tape measure.
...you've ever been to Colonial Williamsburg for the purpose of meeting Roy
Underhill, and then went home.
...your cash poor but wood rich.
...you build the gifts that you give.
if 50% of your electric bill is from the shop.
if you wife calls out that she just make fresh biscuits and you come
running with your slot cutter.
if you can't see well enough to read in the living room, but need
sunglasses in the garage.
if you don't have kids, but sell your sports car for a minivan because it
is over 4ft wide in the back.
if your wife keeps complaining because you've sharpened the butter knives
for practice.
if your TV in on milk crates because you haven't made a stand yet and you
REFUSE to buy one
...you have any fingers or finger parts missing or have any really
"high-quality" scars on your hands. I'm so uncoordinated that I always tell LOML
that the job isn't finished until I've managed to draw some of my own blood. ; )