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    Bank: this is bank of America can I help you?
    Customer: yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer.

    Bank: why?
    Customer: you're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.

    Bank: well, Mr. customer we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. what is your account number?
    Customer: gives account number...

    Bank: for security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?
    Customer NO!

    Bank: Mr. customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are.
    Customer: why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers.
    You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. you wouldn't be asking me for a social security number, would you?

    Bank: no sir, I wouldn't
    Customer: why not?

    Bank: because you have pressed "2" to speak in Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line

    have a safe Memorial Day


    Cactus Man

  • #2
    Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

    Me no habla EsPanol so I can't press #2 and check it out. I feel that NO USA based banks should give any manor or type of account to anyone that doesn't have a Social Security number.

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    • #3
      Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

      How the hell does one even get credit without an SS# ?!?!
      That's almost as bad as letting the ****ers stay here by paying money for citizenship. It will probably increase crime, since they will be looking for some quick cash. Or better yet, they will get a credit card from BofA and pay with that! "You broke the law, but for x amount of dollars we'll look the other way..."
      WTF?!!!
      Last edited by Newman; 05-29-2007, 12:05 AM.

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      • #4
        Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

        I think I'm going to go to Canada then enter back to the US under cover of night. Then I to can be an "undocumented guest worker".

        So how does one go about using a fake name with no SS#, go about getting a credit card from b of a? They seem quite eager to give out credit, I to should stand in line.
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        • #5
          Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

          tell themm yer a student
          §m€llŸ™

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          • #6
            Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

            Becoming An Illegal

            (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

            The Honorable Xxx Xxxxxx
            731 Hart Senate Office Building
            Phone (202) 224 xxxx
            Washington DC , 20510

            Dear Senator Xxxxxx,

            As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

            My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.


            Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

            Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

            Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

            Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

            If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

            Thank you for your assistance.

            Your Loyal Constituent,
            Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx


            Burlington , IA

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            • #7
              Re: a Customer VS Bank of America

              My understanding is that not only is BofA giving out credit cards but so does Washington Mutual, they just don't advertise it like BofA.
              P.S.---Just saw the best shirt--- "Illegals are like sperm, Millions get in but only one works"

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