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  • FDA Statement

    All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the
    trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also
    called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
    Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
    it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
    Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
    form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
    use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
    a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
    gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
    old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
    name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
    Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
    should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections
    and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

  • #2
    Re: FDA Statement

    funny

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    • #3
      Re: FDA Statement

      "Ibepokin" Thanks Newman, now I've got to clean my monitor
      Cheers! - Jim
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      All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Schopenhauer

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      • #4
        Re: FDA Statement

        Originally posted by Newman View Post

        Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
        Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
        should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections
        and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

        the bright side is that they won't roll out of bed

        rick.
        phoebe it is

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