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    THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: The year's gone by, but
    these are pretty neat, so...enjoy!


    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    No, really?

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Now that's taking things a bit far!

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
    What a guy!

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    See if that works any better than a fair trial!

    War Dims Hope for Peace
    I can see where it might have that effect!

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    You think?!

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    Who would have thought!

    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    They may be on to something!

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!


    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    He probably IS the battery charge


    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Weren't they fat enough?!


    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    That's what he gets for eating those beans!


    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
    Taste like chicken?

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Boy, are they tall!


    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    Did I read that sign right?


    Now that you've smiled at least once, it 's your turn to spread the
    stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
    (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day
    9/11/01, never forget.
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