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    Serves her right
    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,

    purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, Oregon.

    There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted

    a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the

    big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked

    her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground

    and got many splinters in her "lower extremities". In considerable pain, she

    hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist

    and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor

    listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into

    the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and

    waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman

    demanded, "What took you so long? " He smiled and then told her,

    "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,

    the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could

    remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they

    turned me down."

    GOD BLESS AMERICA
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    Re: For the Wood Craftsmen here

    Oregonians never have been to partial to their southern neighbors.At least thats the way it was in the eighties.

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      Re: For the Wood Craftsmen here

      Originally posted by drtyhands View Post
      Oregonians never have been to partial to their southern neighbors.At least thats the way it was in the eighties.

      Ahh.......it's a joke inside of a joke that I completely missed. I've never been out in them woods and I'm sure that states are stand offish to each other in many ways.

      Kentuckians and Ohioans can clash at times. Usually happens on the road mostly.
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        Re: For the Wood Craftsmen here

        Originally posted by DUNBAR View Post
        Kentuckians and Ohioans can clash at times. Usually happens on the road mostly.
        Around here its us against dem dam hoosiers.
        info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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          Re: For the Wood Craftsmen here

          Dunbar that was a good one.

          3 hours wait? It must have been a slow day in the state offices.

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