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    New Year Resolutions -- Over Time!!!

    2004: I will get my weight down below 170.

    2005: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.

    2006: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.

    2007: I will work out once a week.

    2008: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.



    2004: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

    2005: I will read at least 10 books a year.

    2006: I will read 5 books a year.

    2007: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.

    2008: I will subscribe to a good humor e-mail list this year.



    2004: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.

    2005: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.

    2006: I will be totally out of debt by next year.

    2007: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.

    2008: I will try to be out of the country by next year.



    2004: I will sponsor a disadvantaged foreign child this year.

    2005: I will sponsor a disadvantaged domestic child this year.

    2006: I will sponsor one kid for lunch at McDonald's this year.

    2007: I will sponsor one of my kids for lunch at McDonald's this year.

    2008: I will endeavor to remember my children's names this year.



    2004: I will cut my smoking down to no more than one pack a day.

    2005: I will cut my smoking down to two packs a day -- OK, three.

    2006: I will try to stop smoking pot this year.

    2007: I will try to stop smoking crack this year.

    2008: Now that I've quit smoking, I'll try to stop shooting heroin and meth this year.

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    Re: New Year Resolutions -- Over Time!!!

    This is great, do you come up with this or do you have a book? Doh, I meant the humor email.
    Buy cheap, buy twice.

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    • #3
      Re: New Year Resolutions -- Over Time!!!

      email.

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