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    Zen Sarcasm

    * The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

    * Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    * If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    * Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes....that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    * Always remember that you're unique....just like everyone else.

    * Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    * If you lend someone twenty dollars and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

    * Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    * A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    * Duct tape holds the universe together.

    * There are two theories to arguing with women....neither one works.

    * The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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    Re: Zen Sarcasm

    At 5:00 the part you desperately need will not be on your van.

    If you bust your tail all day, the minute you stop to take a drink the boss will show up.

    One minute after pulling the only toilet you will have a suddenly terrifying urge to have a bowel movement.

    If there is a hole and you recognize it, you will drop something valuable down it.
    Anyone can tear a man down, few can build one up.


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      Re: Zen Sarcasm

      You can walk around with your phone all day, but walk away from it for a minute and that is when it will ring. Usually something important, life threatening, etc.

      The phone's watching you.........
      I'm on "The List" and I love it!!