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    MEMO:

    Cursing at Work

    Dear Employees:

    It has been brought to management's attention that some
    individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during
    the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

    Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
    offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

    We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
    accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

    Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases
    have been provided so that proper exchange o f ideas and information can
    continue in an effective manner.

    Number 1
    TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ yo u're doing.

    Number 2
    TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
    INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

    Number 3
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

    Number 4
    TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
    INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

    Number 5
    TRY SAYING: Really?
    INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

    Number 6
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
    INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

    Number 7
    TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
    INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

    Number 8
    TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
    INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

    Number 9
    TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
    INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won' t work.

    Number 10
    TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
    INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

    Number 11
    TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
    INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

    Number 12
    TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
    INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

    Number 13
    TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
    INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

    Number 14
    TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
    INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

    Number 15
    TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
    INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

    Number 16
    TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
    INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

    Number 17
    TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
    INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

    Number 18
    TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
    INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

    Thank You,
    Human Resources
    Buy cheap, buy twice.

  • #2
    Re: Cursing at work the politically correct way

    f_______ hylarious
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    • #3
      Re: Cursing at work the politically correct way

      Pretty good.I used #9 a lot on newbie engineers with ideas
      Sam

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      • #4
        Re: Cursing at work the politically correct way

        Thats funny.

        I like to use the 'Good For You'. G F Y... Go F&%$ yourself
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