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  • I Don't Care What You Say, This Is Funny

    Without any shame, I have stolen this from a thread which was posted by DUD over at the BT3 Forum................

    Before the examination, Bob asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients problems.
    ..the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

    "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Bob replied.
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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    Re: I Don't Care What You Say, This Is Funny

    Hung like a wild field mice, eh....
    Last edited by garager; 06-13-2008, 06:07 PM.
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      Re: I Don't Care What You Say, This Is Funny

      This was like hearing a joke at a funeral, you laugh but it's still a sad day for someone.