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    Subject: 100%

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
    than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
    wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
    makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
    these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
    Hard work! and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
    get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will
    put you over the top.
    "It's a table saw, do you know where your fingers are?" Bob D. 2006

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    Re: New jokes thread

    That's just
    H O R S E S H I T
    8+15+18+19+5+19+8+9+20 = 121
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      Re: New jokes thread

      But what if you are an
      o-v-e-r-a-c-h-i-e-v-e-r?

      15+22+5+18+1+3+8+9+5+22+5+18= 131%

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      • #4
        Re: New jokes thread

        While the old bull has his tail up high in air, that's a great post, Bob D.

        WOUSSKO would be far less than 0
        23 - 15 - 21 - 15 - 15 - 11 - 15 =

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