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  • Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    POLITICAL TEST:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










    Democrat's Answer :

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could
    I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.





    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!





    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG !
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'
    When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

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    Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?



    Standing Ovation....... I am somewhere between a Redneck and a republican, I would have been carrying a Sig Sauer P250 though! (Kimber is a local company and I have a few friends that work there, lets just say the president is a bit of a d$%k)

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    • #3
      Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

      I am a redneck. At least when it comes to turkeys.

      Last edited by Service Guy; 09-10-2008, 09:49 AM.
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      • #4
        Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

        Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

        POLITICAL TEST PART II:

        You're in a restaurant with your wife and two small children.
        A dark skinned man in the next booth clutches his left arm, turns pale and falls over onto the ground.
        What do you do?




        Democrat's Answer :

        Does anyone know CPR? Get this man to a hospital!





        Republican's Answer:

        Wait, maybe he's illegal! Deport him!





        Redneck's Answer:

        BANG!

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        • #5
          Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

          Originally posted by Dairylander View Post
          Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

          POLITICAL TEST PART II:

          You're in a restaurant with your wife and two small children.
          A dark skinned man in the next booth clutches his left arm, turns pale and falls over onto the ground.
          What do you do?




          Democrat's Answer :

          Does anyone know CPR? Get this man to a hospital!





          Republican's Answer:

          Wait, maybe he's illegal! Deport him!





          Redneck's Answer:

          BANG!
          Thats a bit of a stretch

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          • #6
            Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

            Originally posted by wrench spinner View Post
            Thats a bit of a stretch
            The first test was too.
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            • #7
              Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

              Your country is falling apart at the seams, big oil is damaging the economy with their greed and Americans are suffering, the trade deficit is at an all time high, illegals number over twenty million, there are serious problems to be resolved and an election is coming, what do you do?

              Democrat and Republican, make promises you will never keep judging from the past, and distract from the real issues by making personal insults.
              Rednecks: Bang!, Bang!, Bang!

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              • #8
                Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                Originally posted by wrench spinner View Post
                Thats a bit of a stretch
                They were both stupid jokes.
                For the record, I sleep with a .40 caliber Beretta under my bedside table.

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                • #9
                  Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                  The closer this election gets; the more wild, argumentative posting I predict on this forum. Last night it was a big discussion on religious freedom and terrorism. Now we're talking about shooting people. YOU GOTTA LOVE ELECTION YEARS!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                    Originally posted by Dairylander View Post
                    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

                    POLITICAL TEST PART II:

                    You're in a restaurant with your wife and two small children.
                    A dark skinned man in the next booth clutches his left arm, turns pale and falls over onto the ground.
                    What do you do?




                    Democrat's Answer :

                    Does anyone know CPR? Get this man to a hospital!





                    Republican's Answer:

                    Wait, maybe he's illegal! Deport him!





                    Redneck's Answer:

                    BANG!
                    You do realize that the republicans have done more for civil rights then any other party. I guess you don't

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                    • #11
                      Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                      My personal carry is a .40 Pug. It's the smallest little wheel gun with a GREAT BIG hole in the barrel that I could find. What's the line from that movie? Something along the lines of "...bringing a knife to a gun fight!"

                      I do know CPR and keep up my training. Doesn't matter who it is, CPR doesn't care about skin color (unless it's a really unhealthy red which means it's probably heat stroke and the person needs to be cooled down).

                      That being said...I'd really like to get out to the range soon. "BANG"
                      I put it all back together better than before. There\'s lots of leftover parts.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                        Originally posted by Masterplumb View Post
                        You do realize that the republicans have done more for civil rights then any other party. I guess you don't
                        Dude, they were jokes.
                        But if you want to restart the bickering, I'll remind you that McCain twice voted against a national holiday to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                          Did he really? That would seem to be political suicide. I can't believe he did that.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                            Originally posted by ritajones View Post
                            Did he really?.
                            "In addition to his opposition to a federal holiday honoring Dr.
                            Martin Luther King, Jr., McCain was the deciding vote supporting
                            President Bush's veto of the 1990 Civil Rights Act -- the first defeat of a
                            major civil rights bill in a quarter of a century."

                            Source:
                            http://www.reuters.com/article/press...08+PRN20080411

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                            • #15
                              Re: Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

                              Originally posted by ritajones View Post
                              Did he really? That would seem to be political suicide. I can't believe he did that.
                              Not suprising since Arizona didn't recognize it for years, but them again Ronald Reagan opposed it also. South Carolina just started it as a State Holiday since 2000. Remember a Federal holiday is only celbrated by Federal employees and usually banks. Each State has to make it a holiday in order for State employees to get paid for the holiday, and then ach company decides if they want to observe it also.

                              If you think about it is not really a big deal to vote against it. I mean not other person has there own day except Colombus

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