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  • Are you a "redneck"?

    Nicest redneck joke that I have read!!!


    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.




    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' ;


    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.


    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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    Re: Are you a "redneck"?

    Well whuddya know...I'm a redneck!!!
    I put it all back together better than before. There\'s lots of leftover parts.

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      Re: Are you a "redneck"?

      Absolutely
      info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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      • #4
        Re: Are you a "redneck"?

        So a redneck is a religous, patriotic, polite, good person? I personally think the incest joke are funnier.
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        • #5
          Re: Are you a "redneck"?

          Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
          So a redneck is a religous, patriotic, polite, good person? I personally think the incest joke are funnier.
          I'm from Kentucky and it's all true. My wife/cousin/sister says we are still good people.
          info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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          • #6
            Re: Are you a "redneck"?

            Originally posted by papadan View Post
            I'm from Kentucky and it's all true. My wife/cousin/sister says we are still good people.
            I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.
            Buy cheap, buy twice.

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            • #7
              Re: Are you a "redneck"?

              I always thought a redneck was an uneducated country person...you know, like a hillbilly who lives in a cabin in the woods and eats squirrels and married his sister.
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              • #8
                Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                Taking a word used in disparagement and "owning" it is the natural progression for all oppressed minority groups. Good for you guys! I mean, good for y'all!

                Eli
                A good carpenter makes few mistakes, a great carpenter can fix his own.

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                • #9
                  Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                  Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
                  I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.
                  Tell you wut, I go to family reunions to pick up chicks.
                  Git 'er done!
                  Americun Dream... Got me a fridge, TV and a wife and all three work.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                    Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
                    I guess family reunions are a small gathering in your area? Great joke Dan.
                    Only if you consider the population of Ky, small!
                    info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                      I may live in CT but I guess I'm a Redneck and proud!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                        i guess i'm a redneck.

                        Vince

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                        • #13
                          Re: Are you a "redneck"?

                          Redneck here.

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