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    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International

    Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",

    You m ight live in Minnesota.

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you know how to say... Wayzata... Mahtomedi... Cloquet... Edina... and Shakopee

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you measure distance in hours,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you know several people, who have hit deer more than once,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow

    during a raging blizzard without flinching,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish and venison,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and of course, road construction,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If "Down South" to you means Iowa,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you know "a brat" is something you eat,

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",

    You might live in Minnesota.

    If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends,

    You DO live in Minnesota!

    Hows everyone doing tonight????
    Great Link for a Construction Owner/Tradesmen, and just say Garager sent you....

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    A good climbing rope will last you 3 to 5 years, a bad climbing rope will last you a life time !!!

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    Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

    LOL good one !

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    • #3
      Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

      If you drive 500 miles to Minnesota to catch Walleye and get skunked

      You might live in Wisconsin!
      Teach your kids about taxes..........eat 30 percent of their ice cream.

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      • #4
        Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

        Originally posted by BadgerDave View Post
        If you drive 500 miles to Minnesota to catch Walleye and get skunked

        You might live in Wisconsin!
        The Kid is going to laugh.... I do remember you two having those conversations...

        Hey Pipestone, how ya doin'.....
        Great Link for a Construction Owner/Tradesmen, and just say Garager sent you....

        http://www.contractorspub.com

        A good climbing rope will last you 3 to 5 years, a bad climbing rope will last you a life time !!!

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        • #5
          Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

          Originally posted by garager View Post
          If you measure distance in hours,
          In NY, people upstate often measure distance in miles, but downstate you measure it in minutes or hours. Downstate it all depends on the road and traffic how long it takes, upstate there is less population density so measuring in miles makes more sense.

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          • #6
            Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

            Originally posted by garager View Post
            The Kid is going to laugh.... I do remember you two having those conversations...

            Hey Pipestone, how ya doin'.....
            You know I'm laughing!! And I'm doing just fine. I can't help but wonder how many of our fellow "forum friends" are trying to pronounce the names of those towns.

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            • #7
              Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

              I'm not completely left out of this, I've had my fair share of Leinenkugels!

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              • #8
                Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

                Hey! What happened to the picture I posted? As long as my picture was deleted, I deleted the posting.
                Last edited by BadgerDave; 01-18-2009, 02:51 PM.
                Teach your kids about taxes..........eat 30 percent of their ice cream.

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                • #9
                  Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

                  Originally posted by BadgerDave View Post
                  Hey! What happened to the picture I posted? As long as my picture was deleted, I deleted the posting.
                  Ya, that question mark didn't do anything for me.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jeff Foxworthy in Minnesota

                    I'm lost about whatever you two are talking about. I never saw a picture or I don't think I did. Is this post gone, besides the picture?????

                    If things work out right, I should be hitting the great highways this coming week. I have passed this company first stage, 2 more to go. You just can't apply and get hired anymore, its not that simple, in which makes getting a job, suck. I don't think I'll be seeing home for at least 70 days.....

                    I miss my Minnesota.......
                    Great Link for a Construction Owner/Tradesmen, and just say Garager sent you....

                    http://www.contractorspub.com

                    A good climbing rope will last you 3 to 5 years, a bad climbing rope will last you a life time !!!

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