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    here's some of my favorites.

    $h!t floats to the top

    $h!t or get off the pot

    staring at it won't fix it

    faster than $hit through a goose

    were you born in a igloo? close the door

    built like a brick igloo

    cleaner than $h!t in a wind storm

    fresher than fresh fish

    that thing ain't worth a pinch of 'coon $h!t

    frad'gin vince

    as a matter of fact, i do own the road

    the monkey doesn't $h!t where the crocdile sleeps

    don't sweat the small stuff


    strong like bull. smart like tractor.

  • #2
    Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

    In no particular order:

    -first you fall in lust, then you fall in love
    -never compare yourself to others or you will always be vain or bitter
    -**it flows downhill because the a**hole is always on top
    -my BTL is maxed out(bull**** tolerance level)
    -the love of a language was born from a woman's pillow
    -water seeks it's own level
    -you're judged in life by the company you keep
    Buy cheap, buy twice.


    • #3
      Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

      Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
      In no particular order:

      -first you fall in lust, then you fall in love
      It's similar to:

      Love is the nature's trick to make us have sex.

      Others I use:

      - If you can't have what you like you gotta like what you have
      - When the swimmer is poor he'll say the water is too thin
      - Keep on planing that board son, when father comes back home he'll fix it with an axe
      In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.


      • #4
        Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

        Ok here is a few in my area:

        Do you want some wax paper for your candy a$$?

        Smell ya later.

        Quit your bit--ing, get in the kitchen, and make me some pie.

        The best laid plans often go to waste.

        He who fails to prepare, prepares to fail.

        Leadership is like a bald eagle, rarely seen and almost extinct.

        The six P's: Proper planning prevents pi$$ poor performance.
        Anyone can tear a man down, few can build one up.


        • #5
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          You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

          Anybody can draw an a$$hole on paper but it takes a good man in the field to make it s**t.


          • #6
            Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

            -6 and one half dozen of the other.

            -fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.



            • #7
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              My favorite: Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?


              • #8
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                1) Excuse me amigo, That's my cord.
                2) No I won't press 1 for english


                • #9
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                  Ignorance can be temporary but stupid lasts a lifetime.

                  Uglier than a cartload of *******s


                  • #10
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                    P*ss, sh*t or get off the pot...

                    Is that Harmac (local foul smelling pulp mill) or Umac?

                    I'll show you where the bear sh*ts in the buckwheat..

                    Penny wise and dollar foolish...

                    One's too many and a hundred's not enough...

                    It look's like Hogan's alley in here...

                    Mr. Clean so spic and span, where were you when the sh*t hit the fan?
                    Cheers! - Jim
                    All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Schopenhauer


                    • #11
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                      If you don't have time to do it right, when are you going to have time to do it over?

                      Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

                      No matter who gets elected, you're going to get kicked in the butt. So vote for the guy with the smallest foot.

                      As soon as you idiot-proof something they build a better idiot.

                      A bad day fishing is better than a good day working.


                      • #12
                        Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

                        Usually to describe some customers of mine:

                        She could talk the ears off a stalk of corn.

                        He is tighter than the bark on a tree.

                        Now that's just ignorance gone to seed.

                        Then there's:

                        I've got to piss like a Russian racehorse.

                        (and the drum roll please), It's colder than a witch's left teat.
                        "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain


                        • #13
                          Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

                          Here's a few of my favorites:

                          If in doubt, vote'em out!

                          It's not the size of the ship that makes you sick, it's the motion of the ocean.

                          From my experience with bottles, all the "bottle necks" are at the top!

                          The man who never made a mistake, probably never made anything.

                          Some people have years of experience, while others have only one year, which they repeat over and over and over.

                          Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes clear to the bone!

                          The best defense is a good offense.

                          If you think it's too good to be true.... you're probably right.

                          When you're up to your a$$ in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.

                          It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkey's.

                          A fool and his money are soon departed.

                          Some people are like alligators... all mouth and no ears.

                          A marksman is not known by the color of his arrow, but by the quality of his aim.

                          If you don't have time to make in right... when will you get time to do it over.

                          Think it through, before you do!

                          Last edited by CWSmith; 03-16-2009, 12:30 AM.


                          • #14
                            Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

                            These are some of my favorite Thomas Jefferson quotes:

                            The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.

                            I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

                            The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

                            The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
                            I put it all back together better than before. There\'s lots of leftover parts.


                            • #15
                              Re: The Thread, ..........Of Old SayingS

                              Forgot to add:

                              -piss poor planning on your part doesn't constitute on emergency on mine.
                              -You can get quality, fast, cheap.....pick 2
                              Last edited by gear junkie; 03-16-2009, 11:42 AM.
                              Buy cheap, buy twice.