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  • #16
    Re: You know your getting old when;

    When the lead in your pencil turns to lead in your a$$.

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    • #17
      Re: You know your getting old when;

      When you start a thread entitled, "You Know Your Getting Older When".
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      All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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      • #18
        Re: You know your getting old when;

        YOU GUYS ARE PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!!

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        • #19
          Re: You know your getting old when;

          Originally posted by Pipestone Kid View Post
          YOU GUYS ARE PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!!
          i hope i live long enough to retire.

          Vince

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          • #20
            Re: You know your getting old when;

            you know it when you start telling stories about when you had to walk to school in two feet of snow for 3 miles
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            • #21
              Re: You know your getting old when;

              Originally posted by HVAC HAWK View Post
              you know it when you start telling stories about when you had to walk to school in two feet of snow for 3 miles
              uphill

              both ways.

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              • #22
                Re: You know your getting old when;

                You KNOW you are old when,
                You remember when "Saturday Night Live" was funny!



                *Runs*

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                • #23
                  Re: You know your getting old when;

                  Originally posted by tailgunner View Post
                  You KNOW you are old when,
                  You remember when "Saturday Night Live" was funny!



                  *Runs*
                  It has been a long time, hasn't it? It used to be a launching pad for alot of careers, now what is it?
                  The Other Rick

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                  • #24
                    Re: You know your getting old when;

                    Your clocks are flashing 12:00 and you just don't give a d##! about any new electronic thing.

                    I'm thinking of teaching a class at my local Community College called "Electronics After 50".

                    J.C.

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                    • #25
                      Re: You know your getting old when;

                      You have to arm wrestle all the young guys to prove to yourself you can still keep up
                      I love my plumber

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                      • #26
                        Re: You know your getting old when;

                        You know your getting old when...... you have dry dreams and wet farts.





                        (I can't take credit for that- I heard it somewhere, but can't remember where)

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                        • #27
                          Re: You know your getting old when;

                          It takes about 20 ft. from a sitting position to fully (almost) erect, knees unlocked and back cracked.
                          "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            Re: You know your getting old when;

                            You go to McDonalds when they open, sit with your friends the same age, get a Senior Coffee (and make SURE they don't charge you regular price), and complain about the government, insurance, health, prices, younger people, etc. etc. etc.

                            J.C.

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                            • #29
                              Re: You know your getting old when;

                              Originally posted by JCsPlumbing View Post
                              You go to McDonalds when they open, sit with your friends the same age, get a Senior Coffee (and make SURE they don't charge you regular price), and complain about the government, insurance, health, prices, younger people, etc. etc. etc.

                              J.C.
                              True story, about 20-years ago I took the boys on a fishing trip up to Fish Lake in Utah. On the way home we stop at a Sizzler's Restaurant for lunch. When I ordered my lunch the cashier said something I could not really understand so I asked her to repeat it. To my surprise she wanted to know if I wanted the senior meal. I told her no I was only 35-years old to which she replied "I had to ask because so many people lie". To this day I am really not sure why she came up with such a dumb excuse but I have felt old ever since.

                              Mark
                              "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

                              I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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                              • #30
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                                Originally posted by ToUtahNow View Post
                                True story, about 20-years ago I took the boys on a fishing trip up to Fish Lake in Utah. On the way home we stop at a Sizzler's Restaurant for lunch. When I ordered my lunch the cashier said something I could not really understand so I asked her to repeat it. To my surprise she wanted to know if I wanted the senior meal. I told her no I was only 35-years old to which she replied "I had to ask because so many people lie". To this day I am really not sure why she came up with such a dumb excuse but I have felt old ever since.

                                Mark
                                Pretty good. It's ok though. There's a meeting held just for you everyday around 6 a.m. at your local McDonalds. Just make SURE they don't charge you for a regular coffee.

                                And you pay for it out of one of those little rubber change holders with the split in it.

                                J.C.

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