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  • You know your getting old when;

    you have your first shart!!!

    your aiming ain't so good any more.

    you find out your a 1/4" shorter.

    you see your first ear hair.

    you start collecting bent nails. i did that today.

    your nose hairs start blending in with your mustache.

    Vince

    please,.............................feel free to add;

  • #2
    Re: You know your getting old when;

    You have to "pump" twice to get out of a chair.

    J.C.

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    • #3
      Re: You know your getting old when;

      I have a sneaking suspition that if I add to this thread I will get flammed

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      • #4
        Re: You know your getting old when;

        Originally posted by wrench spinner View Post
        I have a sneaking suspition that if I add to this thread I will get flammed

        Go ahead. You can talk about gaining hair, losing hair, or old pennies if you want.

        Ewwwwww........ Wonder if that will make the Ridgid Google list?

        J.C.
        Last edited by ToUtahNow; 04-15-2009, 11:57 PM. Reason: Housekeeping

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        • #5
          Re: You know your getting old when;

          you know you are getting old when you walk into the supply house for oakum and the counterman looks at you like you have ten heads!

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          • #6
            Re: You know your getting old when;

            Originally posted by JCsPlumbing View Post
            You have to "pump" twice



            That's actually how I was told I was created.


            Pumped twice
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            • #7
              Re: You know your getting old when;

              Originally posted by DUNBAR View Post
              That's actually how I was told I was created.


              Pumped twice
              I was depending on you for a good reply to this.

              Wonder what your Avatar is saying?

              J.C.

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              • #8
                Re: You know your getting old when;

                Originally posted by JCsPlumbing View Post
                I was depending on you for a good reply to this.

                Wonder what your Avatar is saying?

                J.C.



                Boom! Head Shot!

                Too bad this isn't a "anything goes" forum. I've got some of the craziest avatars created but all of them are for mature audiences only, even though I feel the majority of people that visit this site are 30 on up.
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                • #9
                  Re: You know your getting old when;

                  To me it looks like somebody's boss saying "WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!"

                  J.C.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You know your getting old when;

                    Honestly, you know you're getting older when it's easier to get the scrapes and cuts & they take longer to heal.

                    At least for me. But that could be mileage more than age also.

                    J.C.

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                    • #11
                      Re: You know your getting old when;

                      When you make up your mind that one of your ears is the "good" ear.

                      You start getting CHOULs.

                      (chest hairs of unusual length)

                      You have to adjust your rear view mirror at the beginning and the end of the day.

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                      • #12
                        Re: You know your getting old when;

                        When you hold the newspaper at arms legnth to read it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: You know your getting old when;

                          When you read the first 12 posts to this thread and say: "yeah, I've done that"

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                          • #14
                            Re: You know your getting old when;

                            You no longer remember how you got 'that' scar.
                            Measure TWICE - Cut ONCE! 'Cause the Lumber Stretcher is broken!
                            I'd throw more things away, but I'm afraid someone might want them...
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                            • #15
                              Re: You know your getting old when;

                              When you hear your Son giving advice to some young man about something you taught him.
                              info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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