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  • Official BBQ RULES 2009

    New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn






    BBQ RULESWe are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.=2 0When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
    Routine...
    (1)
    The woman buys the food.
    (2)
    The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
    (3)
    The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
    (4)
    The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
    Here comes the important part:
    (5)
    THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
    More routine...
    (6)
    The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    (7)
    The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
    Important again:
    (8)
    THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
    More routine...
    (9)
    The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, andbrings them to the table.
    (10)
    After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.








    And most important of all:
    (11)
    Everyone PRAISES theMAN andTHANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
    (12)
    The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off', and uponseeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.




  • #2
    Re: Official BBQ RULES 2009

    Joe, did your wife post this, its not easy to turn the steaks while holding onto a beer.
    The Other Rick

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    • #3
      Re: Official BBQ RULES 2009

      And I just have to add that for some reason, the grill is that one food cooking item that never EVER gets washed....

      One of these days that salad bowl is gonna end up as a hat. Fair warning!
      I put it all back together better than before. There\'s lots of leftover parts.

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      • #4
        Re: Official BBQ RULES 2009

        Originally posted by VASandy View Post
        And I just have to add that for some reason, the grill is that one food cooking item that never EVER gets washed....
        But if you burn off all the left over stuff, it is pretty much self cleaning. I never wash my oven either.

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        • #5
          Re: Official BBQ RULES 2009

          Occasionally, between brushings, I hit the grill with my torch. Carbonizes everything except the metal.

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          • #6
            Re: Official BBQ RULES 2009

            The beer is to keep the flare up's at bay. (At least that's my story)

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