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    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
    Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright
    Navajo Indian boy, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

    "Very good! Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for
    the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'"

    Again, no response except from Little Johnny. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
    Little Johnny knows more about history than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Indians."

    "Who said that?" she demanded.

    Little Johnny put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glared around and asked, "All right!!! Now who said that!?"

    Again, Little Johnny said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
    Minister, 1991."

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little turd. If you
    say anything else, I'll kill you."

    Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael
    Jackson to the witnesses testifying against him, 2004."

    The teacher fainted.

    And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
    said, "Oh man, we're screwed!"

    Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008"

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    Re: Little Johnny at it again

    Cute joke, but were were screwed long before then. We simply got "Really" screwed. Now if we vote out the democrats next election like I think we will and vote the republicans back in we will be, "Totally screwed"! Please, someone tell me who we can put our faith in, who will rebuild our economy and bring back jobs, resolve the situation with illegals and secure our borders?
    Rescue Americans from tent cities! Stop us from borrowing from communist china, stop us lending to failed businesses, banks, and folks who knew they could not afford the homes they mortgaged!

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    • #3
      Re: Little Johnny at it again

      He was the best man for the job but....................

      Teach your kids about taxes..........eat 30 percent of their ice cream.

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      • #4
        Re: Little Johnny at it again

        He looks familiar. Wasn't he the pres for the previous eight years?

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        • #5
          Re: Little Johnny at it again

          Should of voted in that Ross Perot guy when we had the chance.
          Ron Hasil Lic #058-160417
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          • #6
            Re: Little Johnny at it again

            Originally posted by billmoy View Post
            He looks familiar. Wasn't he the pres for the previous eight years?

            No- the Governor of IL



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            • #7
              Re: Little Johnny at it again

              Originally posted by SewerRatz View Post
              Should of voted in that Ross Perot guy when we had the chance.
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERlGndQ_xtM

              What is Ross saying today with our current debt level I wonder?
              Watch the short YouTube video of Ross talking about the National Debt back when he was running, it's almost comical when taken from today's vantage point.


              http://perotcharts.com/


              And what about the proposed health care reform?
              http://perotcharts.com/category/media/
              Last edited by Bob D.; 09-05-2009, 05:29 PM.
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              • #8
                Re: Little Johnny at it again

                Thanks for the links, found this fun little Video over on that site.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu...embedded#t=295
                Ron Hasil Lic #058-160417
                A-Archer Sewer & Plumbing specializing in:
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                Sump and Ejector Pumps | Backflow RPZ Testing

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                • #9
                  Re: Little Johnny at it again

                  Originally posted by SewerRatz View Post
                  Thanks for the links, found this fun little Video over on that site.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu...embedded#t=295
                  There were a lot of numbers and statements being throw at us and I have some responses. Those numbers of english speaking and honor students in china and india somewhat reflect the poopr business practices by the USA which have allowed Americans job and moneis to leave our country to enrich others! "What does all this mean?", Simple, if we continue to buy our consumer goods from china, india and the rest of the world as they refuse to buy ours, we face financial ruin. If we continue to allow our politicians to follow an agenda that does not place jobs and our economy at the top of the list, our debt rises, economy fails, dependence on communist china and others grows. So maybe it's a good thing communist chinese speak english so well and the residence of india are so well educated, perhaps they are our only hope as our leaders sit back and do nothing!
                  Last edited by Frankiarmz; 09-06-2009, 05:44 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Little Johnny at it again

                    Tell you wut, we missed a golden opportunity last November to bring in some real gun totin', family value Americuns to the White House. "I can see Detroit from my front porch!"
                    Git 'er done!
                    Americun Dream... Got me a fridge, TV and a wife and all three work.

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