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  • The barber and the boy.........

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

    "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

    "Which do you want, son?"

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber.

    "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

    "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

    G3

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    Re: The barber and the boy.........

    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

    The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”

    She says, “Yes, I know... and I’m gonna get boobies too.”
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      Re: The barber and the boy.........

      Originally posted by G3sprinklers View Post
      A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

      "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

      The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

      "Which do you want, son?"

      The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

      "What did I tell you?" said the barber.

      "That kid never learns!"

      Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

      "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

      The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

      G3
      Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

      "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
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