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    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    * Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    * Tame Way.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    * They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
    * You Boil The Hell Out Of It

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    * Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    * Polaroid's

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    * a Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    * Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    * Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    * Quattro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    * Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    * Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    * a Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    * Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    * Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    * Because They Have Big Fingers.

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    * Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    * Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    * The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    * Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    * a Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! a Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    * Somebody's Gonna Lose a Trailer

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    Re: silly riddles

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

    ----About halfway...