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    A guy walks into a bank wanting a loan. He walks up to a loan officer, Penelope Paddywhack, and asks, "Can you help me with a loan?"

    Mrs. P: "Maybe, tell me some more details."

    Guy: "Well, I want to borrow $40,000 for a boat."

    Mrs. P: "Do you have any collateral or someone I know that can vouch for you?"

    Guy: "I'm Bob Richards, son of Keith Richards. Yes, that Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones. I know the bank President. And I have this. (Holds out a crystal pig to show her).

    Mrs. P: "Have a seat, let me have your pig and I'll go speak to the bank President."

    Mrs. P goes to the bank President and tells him everything then points out the man.

    Bank President: "Ah yes, I know him. Bob Richards."

    Mrs. P: "But what about this crystal pig?"

    Bank President: "It's a knick-knack Paddywhack, give the guy a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone..."

    J.C.

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    Mark, please close this thread NOW!
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      Re: Loan

      Originally posted by NHMaster3015 View Post
      Mark, please close this thread NOW!
      and ban the offener for life!!

      steve
      In the never ending struggle to keep the water flowing.... The Poo Poo Cowboy rides again!!!

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