9 PM getting in bed hear chain saws real close. Tell Mom I'm getting dressed to investigate. Neighbors 3 ft. liquid amber razor backs in half takes out lines and friends school bus. Now It's a 10 pm block party in slippers. Call tree service friend." I'm screwed Kevin ,blown tranny on My dump". Not to worry, I'll get My 18 yd dump to chip into. Huge new chipper $60,000, whole tree in My truck, maybe 50,000 gross. Our park will take chips.Go down dirt road in the woods ,turn around, SOFT SPOT! Frame bottomed out in Mud! Our Two 4x4s do natta! Go to yard bring back My 8 ton back hoe. Up on pads and bucket. chain on dipper pulls it out! Yahoo , live is good again. Payback, Buddy trims our Huge cedar, and removes old bay tree. Next time I'll stay in bed !