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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
    inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
    that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the
    husband was the first to die.

    True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion "

    "Is that you, Bob?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
    it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
    more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
    around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
    afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.

    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
    and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

    "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona.
    Teach your kids about taxes..........eat 30 percent of their ice cream.


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    Re: Life After Death

    Originally posted by BadgerDave View Post
    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
    inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
    that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the
    husband was the first to die.

    True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion "

    "Is that you, Bob?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
    it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
    more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
    around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
    afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.

    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
    and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

    "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona.
    Now come on be fair I`m not young anymore as the punch line nearly killed me as I nearly had heart failure

    Tony

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