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    Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive". I went on to explain how that would be no quality of life at all, and if that ever happens, just pull the plug.

    So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
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    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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    reminds me of my wedding night.

    doing nothing, i called my brother for advise.

    he tells me to take the biggest thing i got and put it where she pees

    i get out of bed and go get my bowling ball. drop it in the toilet and go back to bed

    now that's a strike

    rick.
    phoebe it is

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    • #3
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      My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
      She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

      I bought her a scale.

      And then the fight started…
      "HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley"

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Doctordeere View Post
        My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
        She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

        I bought her a scale.

        And then the fight started…
        How's the rehab coming?
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        All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by BadgerDave View Post
          How's the rehab coming?
          Vision's still a bit blurry, but I've regained most of the use of my left arm.
          "HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley"

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          • #6
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            I got up to go into the kitchen and my wife said, Please bring me a piece of cake". I said "sure" and she said, "Better write it down!", I responded "Not necessary". She said "And put a scoop of strawberry icecream on it", I said "sure" and she said "better write it down or you'll forget". A few minutes later I returned and gave her a plate of bacon and eggs, and she said" Hey, where's my toast!".

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