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    The Husband Shop

    A brand new shop has just opened in here in Southern Pines that sells
    Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
    instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this shop ONLY ONCE!
    There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you
    ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor,
    or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
    except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Shop to find a husband.

    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
    are extremely good looking.

    'Great,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
    Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
    Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
    to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Shop .

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Shop
    just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
    Teach your kids about taxes..........eat 30 percent of their ice cream.


  • #2
    Re: The Husband Shop

    joey found me in the basement

    rick.
    phoebe it is

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    • #3
      Re: The Husband Shop

      Mine says she found me in the gutter
      ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

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      • #4
        Re: The Husband Shop

        mine says she better not find me any where near that store..... lol
        9/11/01, never forget.

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        • #5
          Re: The Husband Shop

          Originally posted by oldslowchevy View Post
          mine says she better not find me any where near that store..... lol
          LOL, mine says I need to go there and pick better next time. This is when I am not happy with a decision she has made without consulting me.
          We don't have preventative maintenance around here, we have CRISIS MANAGEMENT!

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