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  • Proper use of capitals

    From a Teacher -- short and to the point







    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed

    that more and more people who send text

    messages and emails have long forgotten the art

    of capitalization. For those of you who fall

    into this category, please take note of the

    following statement...



    "Capitalization is the difference between

    helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping

    your uncle jack off a horse."



    Is everybody clear on that?


    Cactus Man

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    Re: Proper use of capitals

    Originally posted by cactusman View Post
    From a Teacher -- short and to the point

    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed

    that more and more people who send text

    messages and emails have long forgotten the art

    of capitalization. For those of you who fall

    into this category, please take note of the

    following statement...



    "Capitalization is the difference between

    helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping

    your uncle jack off a horse."



    Is everybody clear on that?


    Cactus Man
    I would think it would be wise that Uncle Jack is dismounted before semen is collected, as it my be hard for the stallion to be able to mount the phantom mare so its semen can be collected, and besides stallions can be very unpredictable in the breeding process, so Uncle Jack should wear a helmet as suggested in this article on "Semen Collection from Stallions".
    Semen Collection from Stallions
    Note: there are pictures at the web site, of Uncle Jack, doing his job, also the equipment that is needed to complete the job,

    this video show the process as well, I think this is Uncle Jim, but he is doing the job,


    And as far as that HI tech gadgetry, I have read in the farm magazines, that the first Artificial Vaginas were made from plastic pipe and a small diameter inter tube, (like a motor cycle). with a plastic bag liner.
    and since most of this type of job is done on a Farm or a Ranch I do not see where Capitals are even being discussed, as it is usually hard to find a stable any more in most of the states Capitals or even the nations Capital, I realize there are a lot of Horses behinds in the nations Capital but I do not think they count in this dissuasion with Uncle Jack.

    Cactus Man, I did not realize you were this interested in artificial Insemination of horses, but since your from Arizona maybe your into raising horses.
    Last edited by BHD; 10-16-2011, 08:44 PM.
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