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  • Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

    Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Nov 30, 2011


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1

    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and
    Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2

    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class
    4

    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5

    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM


    Class 6

    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7

    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum
    .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8

    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9

    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10

    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11

    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without
    Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
    .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12

    How to Shop by Yourself.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Upon completion of
    ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
    Buy cheap, buy twice.

  • #2
    Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

    Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
    Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Nov 30, 2011


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1

    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and
    Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2

    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class
    4

    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5

    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM


    Class 6

    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7

    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum
    .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8

    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9

    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10

    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11

    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without
    Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
    .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12

    How to Shop by Yourself.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Upon completion of
    ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
    Funny stuff but women run on emotion, not "reason". I especially liked class 11, I replaced the front brake rotors and pads on our 1997 explorer a couple of days ago. I tested it, and it drove and stopped just fine. the past two days my wife complained that the brakes squeek, but when I test drive it with her, guess what? No squeek! I think the squeek is in her foot!

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    • #3
      Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

      So we have this thread............right below the politically correct thread
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      • #4
        Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

        Love It . BUT If Momma sees it ,You'll be back in the Barracks, top bunk,brown bagging again!
        I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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        • #5
          Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

          I love it. I am signing my ol' lady up right now!
          ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

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          • #6
            Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

            This is too good fellas..Please lets keep this going

            Class 13 Honey weve been married for ...years can't we just be friends now?
            ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

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            • #7
              Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

              Class 14--Am I the only one that knows when to take festering garbage outta the house
              ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

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              • #8
                Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

                Class 15 ..How to stop asking me if certain clothes make you look fat..It's the fat the makes you look fat..Please somebody stop me

                NEXT!
                ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

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                • #9
                  Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

                  "... no dear, it's just that your butt makes those jeans look awfully tiny."
                  "HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

                    A good wife will always be quick to forgive her husband when she is wrong.
                    We don't have preventative maintenance around here, we have CRISIS MANAGEMENT!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Classes for Women at Adult Learning Center‏

                      Originally posted by OLD1 View Post
                      Class 15 ..How to stop asking me if certain clothes make you look fat..It's the fat the makes you look fat..Please somebody stop me

                      NEXT!
                      HA!
                      I would be gettin one of them there devorces if I said that!!
                      I love the class schedule! Thats priceless. Sorry hon.

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