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    I am relatively new around here and have noticed that there is no category within "General Topics" to share jokes. Many of the other sites I'm registered with have some form of doing this, ie: Funnies, or Heard this one?,or just plain Jokes.

    My thought process may of been jolted within my head when I fell out of my chair when I read the following. Wanted to share it with others that I'm sure would get a pretty good chuckle from it, but where and how do I do it here.

    In any case, I think that it would be a good addition. What are all of your thoughts about this??

    Added Edit: Of course they would have to be, at lease with a "PG+" rating.

    Alright, here's the

    The vibrator

    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
    door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
    within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
    with a vibrator.

    Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you

    The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
    old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
    I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
    leave me alone.'

    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
    coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
    door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
    daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

    To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
    said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
    thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
    husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

    A couple days later, the wife came home from a
    shopping trip ,
    placed the groceries on the kitchen
    counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
    of all places, the living room. She entered that
    area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
    downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
    like crazy.

    The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

    The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my

    Last edited by lreops; 02-06-2012, 06:04 PM.

  • #2
    Re: A Suggestion/Idea

    Laughter is good medicine, so I think it's a great idea to try. I watch standup comics on youtube to balance some of the bad stuff I hear during the day. Frank


    • #3
      Re: A Suggestion/Idea

      You posted that in exactly the correct forum. That's why it's called the Open Discussion. BTW, thats funny!
      I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.