I am relatively new around here and have noticed that there is no category within "General Topics" to share jokes. Many of the other sites I'm registered with have some form of doing this, ie: Funnies, or Heard this one?,or just plain Jokes.
My thought process may of been jolted within my head when I fell out of my chair when I read the following. Wanted to share it with others that I'm sure would get a pretty good chuckle from it, but where and how do I do it here.
In any case, I think that it would be a good addition. What are all of your thoughts about this??
Added Edit: Of course they would have to be, at lease with a "PG+" rating.
Alright, here's the Joke:
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip ,
placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered that
area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my