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    Worked today in a SF law office. Asked the Gals for rest room. They gave Me the key to that floors public rest room.
    Well as usual they said take a left out the door, I go right. Sure enough doors locked,so open with Key. I open, WTF?
    I'm in another LAW OFFICE ! " Who are You, and How do You have a key to our office ?? ME " I show them How the Men's room key is keyed same as there's. I suggested They call either a locksmith or plumber! My Lawyer friend and office cracked up. Both have been there over 10 Years, and I'm the Guy that catches it.
    I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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    Tool, You know what that means dude? In over ten years you're the first person who didn't follow the directions to get to a restroom and you're a plumber! LOL
    Way to break out and make us proud!
    Time flies like an arrow.

    Fruit flies like a banana.

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      Good Lord. I hope you didn't drop a stink pickle before you realized...
      "HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley"

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        Originally posted by Doctordeere View Post
        Good Lord. I hope you didn't drop a stink pickle before you realized...

        Who drops a deuce walking in the door? A prison kiss maybe...lol
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        • #5
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          If you're prairie doggin' bad enough, might not be any turning back.
          "HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Harley"

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            Originally posted by Doctordeere View Post
            If you're prairie doggin' bad enough, might not be any turning back.
            Que?
            Time flies like an arrow.

            Fruit flies like a banana.

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            • #7
              Re: Funny story

              Originally posted by geno gardner View Post
              Que?
              Urban Dictionary: prairie doggin

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