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  • #16
    Re: Conversion

    A long time ago one of my friends convinced his wife to have a threesome with another woman....well careful what you wish for because his wife denied him for almost a year while she was going through her "phrase".
    Buy cheap, buy twice.

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    • #17
      Re: Conversion

      Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
      A long time ago one of my friends convinced his wife to have a threesome with another woman....well careful what you wish for because his wife denied him for almost a year while she was going through her "phrase".
      "Phrase"? How did she put it? Laughing....

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      • #18
        Re: Conversion

        Originally posted by BobsPlumbing View Post
        Do you think I can convert or "get with" a lesbian?

        Before you vote:

        1) Unattached lipstick lesbian.

        2) I have the Kavorka.
        Bob,
        If you truly have Kavorka, like I do, then YES you will succeed.
        Sometimes though I've found it to be more of a curse than a blessing.
        My bride of 46 years wasn't as understanding of my "gift" as I thought she might be.

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        • #19
          Re: Conversion

          Originally posted by ArizonaPlumber View Post
          Bob,
          If you truly have Kavorka, like I do, then YES you will succeed.
          Sometimes though I've found it to be more of a curse than a blessing.
          My bride of 46 years wasn't as understanding of my "gift" as I thought she might be.
          Like my old foreman used to say "plenty of lead in the pencil, nobody to write to". All kidding aside having a healthy(?) sex drive is a curse as you get older, so enjoy your youth or don't get married.

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          • #20
            Re: Conversion

            Originally posted by BobsPlumbing View Post
            "Phrase"? How did she put it? Laughing....
            haha, sorry meant to say phase.
            Buy cheap, buy twice.

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            • #21
              Re: Conversion

              Do you have any Indigo Girls ?

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              • #22
                Re: Conversion

                Last time I tried i got arrested.
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                • #23
                  Re: Conversion

                  This brings to mind a great saying " Don't lay down with anyone crazier than You are ! " Long time ago,in the Oregon woods I met a Beautiful and dangerous woman . She Shot Her husband,Years earlier! I had fun , but never turned My back on Her when drinking !
                  I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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                  • #24
                    Re: Conversion

                    Hey Bob,

                    If you fail with that one you can always try here. They don't run as fast:

                    The Red Hat Society Official Website

                    ~~

                    ... it was plumbed by Ray Charles and his helper Stevie Wonder

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