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    WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
    half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

    He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man
    turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

    The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
    wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
    around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

    The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned
    to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
    "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
    arthritis?"

    The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer .

    Cactus Man

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    Re: Arthritis

    thanks for the smile,
    Push sticks/blocks Save Fingers
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    attributed to Samuel Johnson
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      Re: Arthritis

      Let's not forget the moral of the story......or a reminder for all of us.....

      "Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer"

      Also, if someone asks [Ebonics..axe] a specific question such as: "what color ink is in your pen?"

      It is not a requirement to explain how the clicker works or who invented the first ball point pen!
      Just reply with the color ink!!!!


      Cactus Man

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