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  • Please help me with mark !

    IT'S WED. !! THE TRASH NEEDS TO GO OUT !! the neighbors are complaining AGAIN !!!
    I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

  • #2
    Re: Please help me with mark !

    If you need mark to help you take out the trash, be prepared to pay for his 600 mile round trip.

    I'm sure there's other forum members closer.

    Rick.
    phoebe it is

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    • #3
      Re: Please help me with mark !

      Originally posted by PLUMBER RICK View Post
      If you need mark to help you take out the trash, be prepared to pay for his 600 mile round trip.

      I'm sure there's other forum members closer.

      Rick.
      Joey will explain !
      I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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      • #4
        Re: Please help me with mark !

        LOL, boy you are telling all of my facebook secrets.

        "Note to self, do not clean out the refrigerator on Sunday when the trash does not go down until Wednesday!"

        Now Brenda will never trust me to stay home alone again.

        Mark
        "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

        I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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        • #5
          Re: Please help me with mark !

          Yes, joey just explained.

          Best trash story from my customer several years ago.

          They plugged their kitchen sink real good. Turns out they were leaving for a 2 week trip and disposed of all the food from the fridge and freezer down the disposal so it wouldn't sit in the trash. Should have just given it to their kids instead.

          Rick.
          phoebe it is

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          • #6
            Re: Please help me with mark !

            My best one was the lady cleaning out her cabinets and poured the instant mashed potatoes down the disposal

            Added water and blended them up, creamy potatoes all the way to the vent

            Why not put the whole box in the trash

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            • #7
              Re: Please help me with mark !

              I once had a young bride try to make homemade bread for her new husband. This was pre breadmakers (33-years ago) and when it didn't turn out she tried to dispose of the raw dough down the kitchen sink. This was just before I opened my shop and three others across three days could not clear it. I used my K50 with an open wind cable and removed a 5-gallon bucket worth of raw dough. They became my first commercial account and we were their plumbers until they went under 20 some years later.

              Mark
              "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

              I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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              • #8
                Re: Please help me with mark !

                hope that didn't cost her too much dough

                rick.
                phoebe it is

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                • #9
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                  I'm surprised she was in business for 20 years if she couldn't make any bread.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by PLUMBER RICK View Post
                    hope that didn't cost her too much dough

                    rick.

                    There's a hefty fine around here for bad puns
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                    • #11
                      Re: Please help me with mark !

                      Originally posted by saysflushable View Post
                      I'm surprised she was in business for 20 years if she couldn't make any bread.
                      Sorry I left out the bride was a tenant and the commercial account was an 8,000-unit Property Manage Company.

                      Mark
                      "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

                      I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by NHMaster3015 View Post
                        There's a hefty fine around here for bad puns
                        Rick's just trying to get a rise out of you.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by JoePolvino View Post
                          Rick's just trying to get a rise out of you.
                          He really Kneads it!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please help me with mark !

                            Originally posted by Pipestone Kid View Post
                            He really Kneads it!
                            At yeast he tries.
                            "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

                            I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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                            • #15
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                              Hot Cross Puns?

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