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    Yesterday I was at my local Food Store buying a large bag of Purina
    dog chow for my pet, Jake the
    Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked
    if I had a dog.
    What did she think I had an elephant??
    So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her
    that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting
    the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I
    ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
    lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
    coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
    that it works is, to load you pants pockets with Purina Nuggets
    and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
    nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going
    to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
    line was now enthralled with my story.)
    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
    food poisoned me. I told her no. I stopped to Pee
    on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
    Food Store won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask
    retired people. They have all the time in the
    World to think of crazy things to say.
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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    Re: Hey PK, Was This You?

    BD, I told you my wife gets upset when I repeat that story, and now you blab it to the whole world!!!! :-)


    • #3
      Re: Hey PK, Was This You?

      haha, hilarious!
      Buy cheap, buy twice.