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  • Cowboy Story

    An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw , Wyoming for a shave and

    a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his

    cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a

    cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to

    spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber

    that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what

    would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The

    barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else

    does.

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    Cowboy Story

    An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw , Wyoming for a shave and

    a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his

    cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a

    cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to

    spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber

    that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what

    would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The

    barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else

    does.

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      Re: Cowboy Story

      Just showed that to the LOML.... she left the room screeming!


      Reminded me somewhat of the joke I heard last year, about the bus driver who was taking a bunch of seniors on a trip to Atlantic City. One of the little old ladies came up to him a couple of times to offer him some peanuts. On her fourth offering, he told her thanks and that he appreciated them, but they really ought to save them for themselves.

      She replied that it was okay, they couldn't eat the peanuts very well as they got stuck in their dentures....

      SO THEY ONLY ATE THE CHOCOLATE COATING !

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