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  • #16
    uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm........................ hum....... ok then
    9/11/01, never forget.

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    • #17
      OK so i went i little over the top. but at least i am only making fun of myself by implying my wife can kick my butt. My wife is really the sweetest thing i know, both she and my son are both happy to see me come home. and at the same time I am annoyed that she had to leave for work at 6:30 P.M. tonight and won't get home until 8:00 A.M. tomorrow. At least she is getting $30 an hour to be the charge nurse.

      Getting on here is a break from the high chair and when i feel like working outside again I'll finish the arms and back.

      Sometimes you get on here so you can laugh at something in this screwed up world.
      "Diplomacy is saying nice dodging until you can find a rock." Will Rogers
      "If a Monkey can do your job, are you in the right profession?

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      • #18
        Intro!? You mean...

        Hello, My name's Bob!

        <everyone - in unison> Hello, Bob!

        I haven't had a drink in 7 days. I spilled maple syrup in my shoe this morning, and now I have ants in my shoe! Would you look at my itchy, red welts and see what you think?

        OH, Crap!
        Wait!
        Wrong crowd, wrong forum...
        Phil
        Tools Rule

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        • #19
          Yo Phil, a little alchohol will cure them itchy red welps real quick.
          info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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          • #20
            How about a placebo like Root beer? Now making him drunk isn't going to Help. It will only get worse and then when he is to hammered to think straight he'll pour other things into his shoes....like thumb tacks, or super glue.
            "Diplomacy is saying nice dodging until you can find a rock." Will Rogers
            "If a Monkey can do your job, are you in the right profession?

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            • #21
              I meant rubbing alchohol to pour on the welps. Only sting a little.LMAO
              info for all: http://www.hoistman.com http://www.freeyabb.com/phpbb/index....wwtoolinfoforu --- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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