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  • Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

    Rick went east to kansas, he was looking for a soul to steal.
    He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
    When he came across this young man using a K-7500 and push`en it hard.
    Rick jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
    "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a sewer cleaner too.
    "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
    "Now you rip pretty good roots boy with that big ol'machine of yours, but give the devil his due:
    "I bet a K-60 made of gold against your soul, 'cos I think`s I'm better than you."
    The boy said: "well My name's Steven and it might be a sin,
    "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

    Steve oil up your cable and push your machines hard.
    'Cos hells broke loose in Kansas and Rick deals it hard.
    if you win you get this shiny K-60 made of gold.
    But if you lose, Rick gets your soul.

    Rick opened up his van doors and he said: "I'll start this show."
    fire flew from his fingertips as he sticks cables together.
    He pulled the handle down on his K-60 and it made an evil hiss.
    Then a band of Ridgid forum members joined in and it sounded something like this:
    Clunk, bang, pop, crash, snap, bang, pop
    Clunk, bang, pop, crash, snap, bang, pop

    When Rick finished up and started packing things back in to his van, Steve said: "Well you're pretty good ol' man.
    "But if you'll just sit down on that bucket right there, I`ll show you how its done."

    Fire on the mount, run boys, run.
    Ricks in the house of the risin' sun.
    Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
    "Granny, does your dog bite?"
    "No, child, no."

    Rick bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
    He laid that golden K-60 on the ground at Stevens feet.
    Steven said: "Rick just come on back if you ever want to try again.
    "I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best theres ever been."

    And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
    Rick`s in the house of the risin' sun.
    Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
    "Granny, does your dog bite?"
    "No, child, no."
    Last edited by All Clear Sewer; 09-11-2008, 05:57 PM.
    http://www.all-clear-sewer.com/

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    Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

    i think thats the best version of "devil went down to georgia" ive heard. very funny
    Mike
    Clark County Plumbing And Drain
    www.plumbinginclarkcounty.com

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    • #3
      Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas



      That was funny, I cant wait to see Rick's comeback!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

        Thread of the year. I think you were a bit premature. Make that into a video and you would win a free trip to the next roundup.
        Buy cheap, buy twice.

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          Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

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          • #6
            Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

            Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
            Thread of the year. I think you were a bit premature. Make that into a video and you would win a free trip to the next roundup.
            We are working on it
            http://www.all-clear-sewer.com/

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            • #7
              Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

              Steve, you are a character.

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              • #8
                Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                Oh this thread gets better and better. Jonesy needs to get on hear and lets see what he does. Poor Joey, Rick gets two songs about him and she's the one who's gonna have to hear him all night.
                Buy cheap, buy twice.

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                • #9
                  Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                  Originally posted by gear junkie View Post
                  Oh this thread gets better and better. Jonesy needs to get on hear and lets see what he does. Poor Joey, Rick gets two songs about him and she's the one who's gonna have to hear him all night.

                  I believe the score is now one for Rick and one for Steve. I wouldn't worry about Joey as she has both an easy button and a mute button.

                  Mark
                  "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

                  I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                    Steve you are a talented man! Maybe a little deranged, but you crack me up! Hat's off to you for this one. Post of the century for the drain-cleaning section.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                      "He went to Kansas
                      looking for answers
                      from drummers that bothered him so..."

                      (Jimmy Buffets-He Went to Paris. We could do this all night.)

                      J.C.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                        chalk one more w for the drummers

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                        • #13
                          Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                          Originally posted by plumberjr View Post
                          chalk one more w for the drummers
                          LOL-I guess that's all in the interpretation. In the first song Rick walks away hanging his head in shame from his loss. In the second song they drag Steve's body away by his boots with his brains hanging from his little plumber's suit.

                          Mark
                          "Somewhere a Village is Missing Twelve Idiots!" - Casey Anthony

                          I never lost a cent on the jobs I didn't get!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                            I must be a big boy in that there song to have my drum machine in my left hand....rotflmao
                            Must be about a K-60 user named steve? maybe it was my golden K-60 I won?
                            All`s I know is I`m killing myself with all this free time today. I even built a new cordless drum machine for doing sink and tub lines out of my old croba machine....rotflmao... What a day
                            Last edited by All Clear Sewer; 09-11-2008, 09:26 PM.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Sing along: Rick went east to kansas

                              Originally posted by ToUtahNow View Post
                              LOL-I guess that's all in the interpretation. In the first song Rick walks away hanging his head in shame from his loss. In the second song they drag Steve's body away by his boots with his brains hanging from his little plumber's suit.

                              Mark
                              Oh come on Mark, that was just lipstick on a pig.....
                              http://www.all-clear-sewer.com/

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