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  • Riddle # 1

    What goes "squeak, squeak, scrape, scrape, hiss, hiss, Oh sh*t".
    "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

  • #2
    Re: Riddle # 1

    Me with a hot chick on a good night.

    J.C.

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    • #3
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      A Ford Pinto with bad brakes and bald tires
      Last edited by myakka; 07-24-2008, 08:53 PM. Reason: spelling

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      • #4
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        Pop safety valve.......
        Great Link for a Construction Owner/Tradesmen, and just say Garager sent you....

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        A good climbing rope will last you 3 to 5 years, a bad climbing rope will last you a life time !!!

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        • #5
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          Water heater exploding.

          J.C.

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          • #6
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            Probably all of those things, (although I can't, and don't want to know what goes "scrape, scrape" on JC's hot dates)but here is a photo of my riddle.
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            "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

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            • #7
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              Looks like River Burch wood to me...
              Proud To Be Union!!

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Aaron91 View Post
                Looks like River Burch wood to me...
                And it smelled alot like one too! (more on that later)
                "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

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                • #9
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                  Aaron returns!!!

                  Almost looks like an anode shot from a gun through wood.

                  I'm clueless.

                  J.C.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by JCsPlumbing View Post
                    Aaron returns!!!

                    Almost looks like an anode shot from a gun through wood.

                    I'm clueless.

                    J.C.
                    It took the scent of River Birch to draw aaron out.
                    "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

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                    • #11
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                      a varmint i.e. rat or mouse snacking on cpvc!

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by SlimTim View Post
                        What goes "squeak, squeak, scrape, scrape, hiss, hiss, Oh sh*t".
                        A mouse accidently crawling over a snake.
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by wrench spinner View Post
                          a varmint i.e. rat or mouse snacking on cpvc!
                          Yup. The squeak, scrape, is the mouse in the wall gnawing on the cpvc. The hiss is the water under pressure that drowned the mouse and his little buds (4 of them). The "oh, sh*t" is me. It should have read, "oh, sh*t, not again!" at 10:30 pm when my son heard the hissing.
                          This is my house and the exact same thing happened in the exact same place the exact same time last year. And no, I wasn't smart enough to put some steel wool around the pipe before the wall was repaired last year.
                          "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain

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                          • #14
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                            Time for a copper repipe!!!!

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                            • #15
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                              WrenchSpinner!

                              J.C.

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