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Ahh.....I'd just buy the bidet, talk about it excessively at christmas, then tell drum machine stories till somebody slams the chex mix tray and sends snacks all over dining room. The silence would be deafening....
Close. You almost had it. No food goes flying and you forgot about the part where everyone shakes their head and says "I warned you not to do it"