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  • #16
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    your brown`s my green

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    • #17
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      "That looks like two monkeys fuking a football"

      "Turdherder"

      " It'll fit"

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      • #18
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        hot is on the left, cold is on the right, shlt rolls down hill, pay day is on friday. and don't bite your fingernails....

        was told this on first day..

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        • #19
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          Over zealous Journeymen and there suggesions I don't need.

          "Hey kid,I'm Scr#wing this cat.You just hold the tail.

          Thanks

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          • #20
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            Here's one that I coined when I got hired on for the second time to a big company, who didn't know I got fired from another branch. When they finally figured it out, my excuse was:

            "If I was smart, I wouldn't be a plumber."

            They didn't buy it and escorted me out with a shotgun escort.....
            (The Low Spark of Steel-Toed Boys)

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            • #21
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              Stop by McDonalds and grab a stack of applications. Put them in the service truck so a new guy or apprentice can clearly see them when they get in the truck on the first day. When they question you about this say:


              "We are going to spend the day figuring out whether or not I need to give you one of these at the end of it."

              Guaranteed pep in the step the whole day!
              www.firstresponsedrain.com

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              • #22
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                At the end of jobs I tell customers
                "See you next flood".

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                • #23
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                  smells like money to me!

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                  • #24
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                    My hands don't fit that shovel any more thats why I hired you
                    My name is on the truck and your pay check , so what I say goes

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                    • #25
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                      For apprentices:

                      1. Just gotta be smarter than the wrench, numb nuts.

                      2. Plumbing's not for everyone, the world needs ditch diggers too.

                      3.Someone with your qualifications could find a top flight position in either the house keeping, or the food service industry.

                      4.You do it nice cause you do it twice.

                      5.I keep a fire extinguisher next to me when I solder, you need a GD hook and ladder.
                      I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself.

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                      • #26
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                        "If I can't fix it, it ain't broke."

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                        • #27
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                          If it ain't broke you need a bigger hammer.

                          If a hammer won't fix it, well then it has to be an electrical problem.

                          G3

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                          • #28
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                            drain cleaning- well i think i found the root of the problem.
                            customer- how long have you been a plumber? me- what time is it?
                            if it wasent for your plumber you wouldnt have no where to go.
                            looks good from the road!

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                            • #29
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                              # 1 " Anybody can solder it when it's standing still , takes an expert to do it when it's moving " . # 2 " Some apprentices are like slinkys , not good for much but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs "
                              Steve in the trade since 73 doing new residential/Commercial work

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                              • #30
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                                "You test that underground?"

                                "Nope. Worm's gotta eat, too."

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