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  • Plumbing Sayings & Quotes

    I am compiling a list of clean plumbing quotes and sayings. I grew up in a plumbing household and eventually I became a master plumber. The sayings like "dumber than a box of rocks."

    Do you have any funny plumber's quotes or sayings? Comment here in this thread or on my blog.

    Last edited by ToUtahNow; 12-09-2009, 01:12 PM. Reason: Removed Link

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    Here's one: "Do you have anything from this century?"

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    • #3
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      "The pen is lighter than the shovel.".

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      • #4
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        STILL not this century...........
        I'm on "The List" and I love it!!

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        • #5
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          At this point I'll settle for funny.

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          • #6
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            Pay me now or I'll burn your GD house to the ground you deadbeat
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            • #7
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              i have on the apprentice`s job box

              You cant fix stupid

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              • #8
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                I was told stuff goes downhill, payday's Friday, and the boss man is ALWAYS an S.O.B.

                J.C.

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                • #9
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                  "turn it off, turn it offff!"

                  g3

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                  • #10
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                    "Wow, you all really screwed the pooch on this one."
                    Northern Kentucky Plumbers Twitter Feed | Plumbing Videos

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by NHMaster3015 View Post
                      Pay me now or I'll burn your GD house to the ground you deadbeat


                      Or even better, talk in past tense:


                      "Hey, did you hear about that house fire where they found that guy at home with the doors nailed shut? Terrible"
                      Northern Kentucky Plumbers Twitter Feed | Plumbing Videos

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                      • #12
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                        "Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."

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                        • #13
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                          ~“If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber. Albert Einstein quotes


                          ~A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.
                          The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
                          The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"


                          ~A good flush beats a full house every time!


                          ~A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it's his day off."But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated." So, the plumber relents.
                          The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow."




                          ~ Old plumbers never die, they just pipe down.




                          ~It will get covered up anyways.

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                          • #14
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                            your sh!t ,is my bread and butter. or when you agree with someone you say I SMELL WHAT YOUR STEPIN IN.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by DUNBAR View Post
                              "Wow, you all really screwed the pooch on this one."

                              i heard that for the first time the other day. LOL

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