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    I was showing the homeowner the finished product after wrapping up a toilet install when I noticed her toilet paper roll.

    I told her it needed to be changed as the code required it unwrap from the top and out and for only $39.90 I could bring it up to code and also ensure it dispenses at the correct number of Sheets Per Pull.

    After processing that she told me I've worked with sh*t so long I must be full of it.

    "So," I said, "what do I know? I don't even need toilet paper anymore. I have a bidet seat."
    "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied." Mark Twain