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  • Hey Apprentice!!!!

    Hey apprentice. Run down to the truck and get me the pipe stretchers.
    "don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been"

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    Hey Seaman recruit, Go down to the boiler room,and get Me a Bucket of" BLUE STEAM" For Gear!
    I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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    • #3
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      Hey Private, go get me 500 foot of flight line and 10 gallons of prop wash!

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      • #4
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        Hey Airman go get some prop wash, I think they have some in hanger C
        Push sticks/blocks Save Fingers
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
        attributed to Samuel Johnson
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        PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil...plus the current state of the economy............the light at the end of the tunnel, has been turned off.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by BHD View Post
          Hey Airman go get some prop wash, I think they have some in hanger C
          yes they tried those on me but i was 24 years old, married, with 2 kids so i did not fall for those,
          JERRYMAC
          E-MAILJERRYMAC777@GMAIL.COM
          CALIF. LIC. PLBG,HEAT,DRAINS,ELECTRIC,WATER HEATER, BOILER, POOL AND SPA HEATER
          FIRE SPRINKLER CONTRACTOR,
          SINCE JAN. 1989

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          • #6
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            Hay apprentce go get me some plum bob oil

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            • #7
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              Go get me the metric cresent wrench

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by toolaholic View Post
                Hey Seaman recruit, Go down to the boiler room,and get Me a Bucket of" BLUE STEAM" For Gear!
                Gotta fill out the Id-10-T form first. Don't forget 20 feet of fallopian tube for the dishwasher install.
                Buy cheap, buy twice.

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                • #9
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                  o get the skyhook and two glass hammers, oh and a cordless extension cord.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by CHARLIE THE MASTERPLUMBER View Post
                    Go get me the metric cresent wrench
                    I`ve got a metric cresent wrench and shifter to titan metric fittings and spanners and measuring taps in fact nearly the whole world is metric except for the US of A who live in the past and really want to be ruled by the English but they have dumped the imperial measuring system for metric

                    Tony

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                    • #11
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                      The following is satire But unfortunately there is a woefully lacking pool of qualified help ... so a bunch of us are going it alone ...



                      President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

                      "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

                      In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

                      Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

                      Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

                      Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

                      "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

                      Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."

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                      • #12
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                        Similar language has been written in to government construction contracts!
                        And reasons why we still have to pay unemployment to "workers" who quit.

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                        • #13
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                          true story,
                          Son In law working on a grain leg, there are three of them up on the leg (boss, SIL and new guy), and the boss is welding up some thing,
                          they send the new guy back down after some 6011 welding rod, they are up there watching him go thorough the truck and looking at all the boxes of rod on the truck and after about 15 Min's of him looking he yells up I can not find any 6011 rod all that is here is 1109,
                          Push sticks/blocks Save Fingers
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
                          attributed to Samuel Johnson
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil...plus the current state of the economy............the light at the end of the tunnel, has been turned off.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey Apprentice!!!!

                            Clean it up with the grinder and use 7018. Love this rod
                            I can build anything You want , if you draw a picture of it , on the back of a big enough check .

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                            • #15
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                              Hahahaahhaa. Whenever I heard one of these, I would just go take a break. Just the other day, I was at a supply house and an older plumber, looked at me and said, "you young guys are not resourceful". I said, "excuse me", he said, "I bet I've seen things in plumbing you have never seen". I said, "Try me". He said, "you ain't ever made a lead joint in your life". I said, "you are right, I've made several" I then said, "not to be disrespectful, but you don't know who I am or my experience. I bet you money, that I have done things that you have never done". I started listing my licenses, and my credentials, and asking him questions about plumbing. I said, "I have been a licensed plumber since 1992, and have held master plumbers licenses in 3 states". I shook his hand and told him that we were a dying a breed, and I hoped to one day be able to still work, when I had as many years as him. We talked for a while about the current workforce and laughed about jobs that we had recently seen, we left on good terms, as I later reflected, I thought about a plumber that I am sure is gone now. He was in his late 80's several decades ago, and was still out there changing faucets, and little stuff. I remember, him saying, "at the end of the day, I still got the job done.... Sure, it was just a faucet, and it took me all day long, but it was one of my best customers, and they needed me" So Here's to you "Old plumbers" You will always be needed, and if today is your last day to use a basin wrench or change an angle stop, or set a toilet. Then may it be a plastic nut, may there room behind the angle stop to cut it off, and may the toilet be on the first floor and close to the door, and may we all meet again to share our stories on the other side.
                              "don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been"

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